| No it's Pat, Lisa and Matt in RETURN TO MISSISSIPPI |
| We figured the 2001 trip was success when we hit the Mississippi state line and noticed that we had left behind the rains from Tropical Storm Alison. Our first stop was Jerry Lee Lewis's Ranch in Nesbit, Mississippi. You know you're getting close when you see the signs that say |
| When last we left our intrepid travelers... Pat, Lisa and Matt had invaded Mississippi for weekend of fun in 2000. |
| Fifi (who as everyone knows is really Bridget Venning) was smitten with "the Killer's Kar Kollection"--especially the big nasty Lincolns and Cadillacs. |
| Beauty. Freedom. Truth. Love. |
| Moulin Rouge? |
| co-starring Fifi LaMore Mom with Jerry Lee Lewis's Father-in-Law (Bob) Some Beatles Impersonators from New Jersey The World's Number One Elvis Fan The Sunday Night Bridge Club |
Jerry Lee's ranch doesn't look like a happy place.
Actually, it's pretty sad. The first thing you notice are the
skanky--but friendly dogs.
Actually, it's pretty sad. The first thing you notice are the
skanky--but friendly dogs.
The Killer likes things shaped like pianos.
Like the pool....
Like the pool....
...and the toilet seats...
...and the front gates.
| The tour guide at the ranch is Jerry Lee's father-in-law, Bob. Bob tries, but he's really not into it. As a matter of fact, Bob is something of a bummer. When he's around, you can't make fun of Jerry Lee's wives! Here's Fifi getting Bob's autograph on a pair of boxer shorts. |
| You'd think that they might want to rethink that... |
| WAIT! THERE'S MORE! |
